Review
''All fans of Horrid Henry will love this book. full of silliness
and playground humour... You''ll be taking centre stage at school if
you treat your friends to some of Henry''s rib-ticklers.'' MAIDENHEAD
ADVERTISER
Review
''All fans of Horrid Henry will love this book.. full of silliness
and playground humour... You''ll be taking centre stage at school if
you treat your friends to some of Henry''s rib-ticklers.''
MAIDENHEAD ADVERTISER
內容簡介:
Moody Margaret and the Secret Club strike back! With their
most ingenious dares and hilarious jokes, it''s time for the girls
to get their own back on Henry and his friends. But Henry isn''t
about to let anyone get the better of him, resulting in a
hilariously horrid showdown! Filled with witty comments and acerbic
asides from Henry and Margaret''s friends, enemies, families and
teachers, along with brand new Tony Ross illustrations, this book
should keep Henry''s and Margaret''s! fans mischievously quiet.
關於作者:
Francesca Simon spent her childhood on the beach in
California, and then went to Yale and Oxford Universities to study
medieval history and literature. She now lives in London with her
family. She has written over 45 books and won the Children''s Book
of the Year in 2008 at the Galaxy British Book Awards for ''Horrid
Henry and the Abominable Snowman''. Tony Ross is one of the most
popular and successful of all children''s illustrators, with many
picture books to his name. He has also produced line drawings for
many fiction titles.
目錄:
Mummy''s Curse Jokes
Grisly Grub Jokes
Gross-Out Jokes
Scary Sitter Jokes
Terminator Gladiator Jokes
Underpants Jokes
Stinkbombs
Doctor Dettol Jokes
Dizzy Dave''s Dinosaur Jokes
Moody Margaret
Knocks Sour Susan Jokes
Beefy Bert''s Beastly Jokes
Aerobic Al''s Sports Jokes
Jokes Not to Tell Aunt Ruby
Jokes Not to Tell Miss Battle-Axe
Perfect Peter''s Favorite Jokes
Jokes Much Too Rude to Tell Mom
內容試閱:
Warning!
Do not read this joke book if:
Your name is Prissy Polly
You''re a goody-goody, ugly toad, tattle-tale
You watch Nellie''s Nursery on TV
These jokes are horrid. These jokes are guaranteed to make
horrible little brothers feel sick and parents run screaming from
the room. These jokes are so rude and so gross that-
"Hey! Peter! Stop reading right now. I said, put down my book-or
else. These gross-out jokes are not for little toads!"
"Mooom! Henry''s being mean to me!"
"Don''t be horrid, Henry. Let Peter read your jokes."
"NO!"
Why didn''t the skeleton and the monster fight?
The skeleton didn''t have the guts.
Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
His daddy was a mummy.
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